Reasons why I should not be allowed to play racquetball:
- I have terrible eye-hand coordination
- I tend to get in the way of the other player(s)
- My head might still be bruised from that one time I took a racket to the head about three years ago
- I may or may not have pulled a muscle whilst flailing wildly at the ball
- I definitely managed to hit my own arm and skin my wrist
- I fell down for no discernible reason
- It's only a matter of time before I face-plant into the wall and/or floor
- I'd much rather sing in those large, echo-y rooms (despite my inability to carry a tune)
- I am terribly competitive with a need to win and I can't do that when I fail so badly at nearly all aspects of the game, thus:
- It makes me cranky
Reasons why I should play racquetball:
- All that flailing and running and getting back up after falling down will probably help me find my waistline.
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